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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 16 Sep 97 11:56:45 -0700
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A pianist and singer are rehearsing "Autumn Leaves" for a concert.
The pianist says: "OK. we'll start in G minor, then on the third bar,
modulate to B major and go into 5/4. When we get to the bridge, modulate
back down to F# minor and alternate a 4/4 bar with a 7/4 bar. On the last
A section go into double time and slowly modulate back to G minor."
The singer says: "Wow! How do you expect me to do all that?"
The pianist says: "Well, that's what you did last time."
© 1997 Peter Langston