The New Macarena
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 8 Sep 97 12:47:43 -0700
Subject: The New Macarena
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Hey, Masturbata Rated R16
This song is written to the tune of Macarena
Sitting in my house, and I know that I'm alona,
Feeling kinda horny, got a jingle in my bona.
Go and grab a Penthouse, its the one with Sharon Stona.
I go a little faster and its feeling kind of nice-a,
Once ain't enough so I have to do it twice-a.
If you wanna spank the monkey I can give you good advice-a.
I use some baby oil or a little Vaselina,
Laying down a towel so I keep my carpet cleana.
Never shake my hand cause you don't know where its beena
I do it in the car when I'm driving down the streeta,
One hand on the wheel and the other's on my meata.
I can't get out of the car because I'm sticking to the seata.
Since I was a kid I have been a Masturbata,
I choke the chicken, hum the knob, squeeze the tomata.
I've looked at Miss November now I'm gonna decorate her.
Buffing the banana, Mr. Lizard shaking bacon-a,
Pounding on the flounder and its mayonnaise I'm makinga.
Spank the frank, wax the carrot, God my hand is aching-a.
© 1997 Peter Langston