Fun_People Archive
15 May
Are you a Turtle? - 13 Riddles

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 15 May 97 16:06:59 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Are you a Turtle? - 13 Riddles

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Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bostic.com>

RIDDLES

1.  I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well,
    I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. What am I?

2.  I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People
    sometimes lick my nuts. What am I?

3.  I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me.  I'm
    called a big swinger. What am I?

4.  Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long.
    A big hard thing ripped me open. What am I?

5.  You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
    I get wet before you do. What am I?

6.  When I go in I cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not
    to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?

7.  A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first. What am I?

8.  All day long, it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
    Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

9.  I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard. What am I?

10. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box.
    When I come, it's news. What am I?

11. I offer Protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your
    fingers to get me off. What am I?

12. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    What am I?

13. My business is briefs. I am a cunning linguist. I plead and
    plead for it. What am I?


ANSWERS

1.  - A Nose -

2.  - Peanut Butter -

3.  - A Crane -

4.  - The Titanic -

5.  - A Tent -

6.  - A Dentist -

7.  - A Wedding Ring -

8.  - An Elevator -

9.  - Chewing Gum -

10. - A Newspaper Boy -

11. - A Glove -

12. - An Arrow -

13. - An Attorney -

© 1997 Peter Langston