Fun_People Archive
28 Apr
Tree Entendre?

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 28 Apr 97 16:27:42 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Tree Entendre?

[No, just two...  -psl]

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Two tall trees are growing in the woods.  A small tree begins to grow
between them.  One tree says:  "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a
birch?"  The other says: "I can't tell."  Just then a woodpecker lands in
the sapling.  One tall tree says "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.  Can
you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"  The woodpecker
takes a taste of the small tree.  He replies:  "It is neither a son of a
beech nor a son of a birch.  That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in!"

© 1997 Peter Langston