Fun_People Archive
16 Apr
The Light Bulb Report from Virginia

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 16 Apr 97 13:23:08 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Light Bulb Report from Virginia

[This is a bit like the "COLLEGE STUDENT LIGHT BULB JOKES" 2/20/96  
Fun_People posting <http://www.empire.net/~psl/Fun_People/1996/1996AHM.html>  
but it's been put under a microscope...  -psl]
[UPDATE: The Fun_People archive moved in September 1998 to:
	<http://www.langston.com/Fun_People/>  -psl]

Forwarded-by: Tony Kleinhans <kleinhan@mnsinc.com>

	Changing a Light Bulb in Virginia

How many William & Mary students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Three - one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.

How many Old Dominion students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off
  the old one.

How many Mary Washington students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on weekends.

How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Two, one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old bulb at American U
  students.

How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Three, one to change the bulb, and two to shout their case of how he did
  it as well as a UVA student.

How many James Madison University students does it take to change a light
bulb?

+ None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity.

How many Virginia Commonwealth students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.

How many Eastern Meninite U students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to light the flint.

How many George Mason University students does it take to change a light
bulb?

+ Three......

How many Washington and Lee students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Four, one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board
  of directors stating that, they wouldn't need to change it, if they went to
  a better school to begin with.

How many Longwood students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ GE hasn't located this place yet.

How many U of Richmond students does it take to change a light bulb?

+ Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

© 1997 Peter Langston