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Fun_People: E-mail we never quite finished reading

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 18 Dec 96 16:37:36 -0800
To: Fun_People
Subject: Fun_People: E-mail we never quite finished reading

Forwarded-by: Daniel Steinberg <dss@opcode.com>
Forwarded by: CCDEMP@ccmail.monsanto.com

     THE JOY AND THRILL OF A MAMMOGRAM
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     This is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants to actually
     say the word "breast".

     Mammograms require your breast to do gymnastics.  If you have extremely
     agile breasts, you should do fine.  Most breasts, however, pretty much
     hang around doing nothing in particular, so they will be woefully
     unprepared.

     You can prepare for a mammogram right in the comfort of your home by
     using these simple exercises!

     MAMMOGRAM EXERCISES
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
     Exercise 1: (Beginner)
     Refrigerate two bookends overnight.  Lay one of your breasts (either
     will do) between the two bookends and squash the bookends together as
     hard as you can.  Repeat three times daily.

     Exercise 2: (Intermediate)
     Locate a pasta maker or old wringer washer.
     ...
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