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15 Oct
Married Sex

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 15 Oct 96 11:19:24 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Married Sex

Forwarded-by: Patrizia <bmaybee@earthlink.net>

when you get married, there are three different types of sex;
  + Household sex.
    + Bedroom sex.
      + Hallway sex.

#1. Household sex:  this is when you first marry, and you make love
    everywhere, kitchen, bathroom, couch, deck, etc.

#2. Bedroom sex:  the kids have arrived and, not wanting to be "caught,"
    sex remains in the bedroom.

#3. Hallway sex: The kids have grown and gone, you're in those "golden"
    years -  you pass each other in the hallway and say "screw you!"

© 1996 Peter Langston