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The Top 15 Ways the Democratic Convention Will . . .

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 28 Aug 96 14:50:20 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Top 15 Ways the Democratic Convention Will . . .

Forwarded-by: Eric Steese <ecscc@olywa.net>
Forwarded-by: Cowles, Chris


     The Top 15 Ways the Democratic Convention Will
       Be More Fun Than the Republican Convention


15> Recent poll indicates 87% of registered Democrats know
    where to score some killer weed.

14> TV crews don't have to work as hard to find minority delegates.

13> Less chance of party nominee "buying the farm" during
    acceptance speech.

12> The Dems will have Pictionary!

11> Hookers discover that, unlike their GOP counterparts,
    Democratics actually like sex!

10> Pat "The Black Hole of Fun" Buchanan nowhere in sight.

 9> Tipper + Al + Macarena = Dance Inferno!

 8> Secret "you know what" party in Jocelyn Elders' room.

 7> Al Gore, stoked on corn liquor, dives into the mosh pit.

 6> Wacky "I'm with the Unindicted Co-Conspirator" T-shirts.

 5> That palpable, all-encompassing air of doom and futility?
    It's back in San Diego, pal!

 4> Nothing spices up a dull speech like a purloined FBI file.

 3> Actually, *ANYTHING* would be more fun than the Republican
    convention.

 2> With Ted Kennedy in charge of entertainment and Marion Barry
    in charge of refreshments?  Are you kiddin' me??


   and the Number 1 Way the Democratic Convention Will
      Be More Fun Than the Republican Convention...


 1> Two words: Newt-Kabobs

© 1996 Peter Langston