Fun_People Archive
30 Apr
Velveeta of the day

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 30 Apr 96 13:49:27 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: Velveeta of the day

Forwarded-by: Keith Bostic <bostic@bsdi.com>
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)

(Although, if it's posted only to one group, it's unclear whether it's
spam (inappropriate crossposting to multiple groups), velveeta
(inappropriate individual postings to multiple groups), or just an
inappropriate posting, period.)[-guy]

From: loglin@inch.com (Jonathan A. Frater)
Newsgroups: alt.autos.ferrari
Subject: Gris Gris Lady

   Gris Gris Lady.  Curses removed.  Houses cleansed.
   Tarot.  Past life.  Guided meditation.
   Lessons & spiritual aid of all types.
   $5 flat fee.
   718-275-2013.

[Naughty!  Obviously that ad should have read:

   Greasy Gris Lady.  Carburetors removed.  Hoses cleansed.
   Tie rod.  Fast lane.  Steering meditation.
   Lessons & spiritual aid for all types (125-S through F-333-SP).
   $5 flat fee (patched, not replaced).
   718-275-2013.
-psl]

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