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22 Apr
QOTD - Newt & Bob's Pledge of Allegiance

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 22 Apr 96 14:39:42 -0700
To: Fun_People
Subject: QOTD - Newt & Bob's Pledge of Allegiance

Forwarded-by: Jascha Franklin-Hodge <JoeShmoe@Misty.com>
From: "Life in Hell", 16 Dec 1994
By: Matt Groening

  I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States
  Against Anything Un-American and to the Republicans for which it stands,
  two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and
  justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions,
  Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants,
  children of illegal immigrants, and you if you don't watch your step.

© 1996 Peter Langston