Fun_People Archive
28 Mar
Pat Buchanan quickies

Date: Thu, 28 Mar 96 02:17:13 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Pat Buchanan quickies

Forwarded-by: George Osner <gosner@ainet.com>
Newgroups: rec.humor.funny
Forwarded-by: funny-request@clari.net (Funny Guy)

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From: CoryW82279@aol.com
Subject: Pat Buchanon

Did you hear that Pat Buchanan's father died in a concentration camp?

He fell out of a guard tower.

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From: maitreya@village.ios.com (Philip Verdieck)
Subject: Pat Buchanan's Staff

CNN reported this afternoon that there was apparently NO truth to
the rumor that Pat Buchanan's Campaign staff had been blacklisted
from all Sheratons after maids at a Louisiana Sheraton caught them
cutting eye holes in their pillowcases & sheets.

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From: sbabb@tiac.net (sbabb)
Subject: Take my car... Please!

I recently saw a "rolling oxymoron:"

A car passed me on the highway and from nearly any angle I could see
a "Buchanan For President" sticker on the car.  It was a Subaru.

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From: ryan_wilson@kvo.com (Ryan Wilson)
Subject: School Uniforms

 From The Oregonian of Portland, Oregon:

Republican presidential candidate Patrick Buchanan has announced he is in
favor of mandatory school uniforms: black boots and brown shirts.

© 1996 Peter Langston