Fun_People Archive
13 Feb
An up-to-date understanding of religion.

Date: Tue, 13 Feb 96 18:26:53 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: An up-to-date understanding of religion.

Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: cat@va.pubnix.com (Cat)
Forwarded-by: "Chris O'Donovan" <odonovan@violet.physics.mcmaster.ca>

[Submitter's note: This is part of an ongoing flame war that is
 cross-posted to most of the alt.religion hierarchy.]

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 Forwarded-by: patrickc@intelinet.net (patrickc)
Subject: Re: An up-to-date understanding of religion

Kate McLaughlin <zephyr@compumedia.com> wrote:

> brett@cthulu.bu.edu (Evolve or Perish) wrote:
>
> In article <41qg9n$78s@ixnews5.ix.netcom.com>,
> somebody wrote:
>
>> Ooops!  God is male.
>>
>> HE LIVES and that He is male, immortal, perfect in all things righteous.
>
> Which leads me to the obvious question:
>
> How large is God's penis?
>
> I mean, I'm not worshipping any pencil-dicked deity -- I want a god
> who's HUNG, a god whose very tumescence cows the unrepentant into
> submission!
>
> b r e t t

Me too!  I certainly couldn't worship Jesus -- or *any* man who takes
2,000 years to come again!

Kate

© 1996 Peter Langston