Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office
Date: Mon, 29 Jan 96 16:53:27 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Top Ten Things That Sound Dirty At The Office
Forwarded-by: "Jack D. Doyle" <doylej@PEAK.ORG>
Forwarded-by: Guenther Stotzky <stotzky@is2.NYU.EDU>
LETTERMAN'S TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THE OFFICE, BUT AREN'T:
10. I need to whip it out by 5!
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!
5. HMMMMMMMMMMMM........ I think it's out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?
AND NUMBER 1 THING THAT SOUNDS DIRTY AT THE OFFICE BUT ISN'T:
1. It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits there.
© 1996 Peter Langston