! ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ! - [spoiler] - secret revealed
Date: Wed, 17 Jan 96 16:27:51 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: ! ENLARGE YOUR PENIS ! - [spoiler] - secret revealed
Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <firstname.lastname@example.org>
[forwarded for the comment at the end! -cal]
In article: <email@example.com> H.W. LABS writes:
> Subject: !ENLARGE YOUR PENIS
> DOUBLE THE WIDTH OF YOUR PENIS, ADD UP TO 3" IN LENGTH.
> Yes now you can feel more like a man. Satisfy your partners sexual desires.
> Feel more confident in the locker room. A survey was done of women to see
> if they prefer a bigger penis as opposed to a smaller one. Over 90% chose a
> bigger thicker penis over the average penis size. Yes Bigger is better!
> This system is garrenteed to increase the size of your penis or your money
> is gladly refunded. You have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.
> Send $14.95 + $2.00 shipping and handling to:
Groan....how sad. Does anyone really believe this kind of stuff. Like what do
they do - tie a brick to it?
© 1996 Peter Langston