Fun_People Archive
3 Jan
The Elvis Diet
Date: Wed, 3 Jan 96 00:35:15 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: The Elvis Diet
[Interesting, but wary Fun_People may discover one or two questionable
assertions here... -psl]
Forwarded-by: bostic@bsdi.com (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: CSH Little <70412.2641@compuserve.com>
As described in the UK Sunday Times, 24th December, 1995, page 3 article,
"Revealed: the Elvis Presley killer diet", a forthcoming British special on
Elvis Presley's eating habits, titled "Arena", details the Presley diet.
The Elvis Diet:
Breakfast (5 pm) - 5,000 calories
Six large eggs cooked in butter with extra salt, 1 lb of bacon, half a
pound of sausages, 12 buttermilk biscuits
Dinner (10 pm) - 84,000 calories
Two "Fool's Gold" sandwiches [a jar of peanut butter, a jar of
strawberry jam, one pound of crisp-fried bacon on a baguette x2]
Supper (4 am) - 5,000 calories
Five double-hamburgers and deep-fried peanut butter, mashed banana
sandwiches.
Misc. - other snacks as required between meals
Elvis total dietary intake in calories averaged a minimum of 94,000 *per
day*. The article highlights that an adult Asian elephant (many tons in
weight) has a normal diet of 50,000 calories per day. The article quotes
a spokesman for the British Nutrition Foundation as saying, "I do not know
how he did it... The Elvis diet would fuel a normal man for a month." The
article continues, "Eventually this condition [consuming 94,000 calories
worth of food per day] contributed to his death -- caused, as Graceland has
it, by a heart attack or, as the coroner describes it in Arena, 'a terminal
event on the commode'."
© 1996 Peter Langston