JOTD - Seeing Eye Chihuahua
Date: Mon, 6 Nov 95 14:45:32 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: JOTD - Seeing Eye Chihuahua
Forwarded-by: Lani Herrmann <email@example.com>
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Jennifer L Michael)
A man with a dog goes into a bar and sits down at the counter. The
bartender says "Hey! You can't bring that German shepherd in here." The
man says "But this is a Seeing Eye dog!" To which the bartender says,
"Well, OK, then I guess it can stay."
After a while, the man and the German shepherd get up to leave. As they
go out the door, they meet another man with a Chihuahua about to go in.
The first man says "The bartender won't like you bringing that dog in here,
but if you can convince him it's a seeing eye dog then it'll be OK". The
second man looks dubiously at his tiny Chihuahua, thinks a few seconds,
then thanks the first man and goes on in.
The bartender says "Hey! You can't bring that Chihuahua in here!". The
man stares straight ahead and exclaims "What! They sold me a Chihuahua?"
© 1995 Peter Langston