Fun_People Archive
1 Nov
Seasonal Humor for next season...

Date: Wed, 1 Nov 95 23:22:19 -0800
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Seasonal  Humor for next season...

Excerpted-from: Laugh Of The Day - Thu, Nov 02 1995
From: Jascha Franklin-Hodge <JoeShmoe@Misty.com>

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How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive" ?
Olive ?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names"
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Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time ?
Because they were originally made for children but the father wants to play
with them.
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Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
They both have ornamental balls.
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa and the male reindeer are out
working on Christmas Eve?
They go into town, and blow a few bucks.
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What's the difference between snowmen and snowomen ?
Snowballs.
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What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common ?
They both have colored balls.
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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
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© 1995 Peter Langston