Fun_People Archive
7 Sep
Top ten list for the women's conference


Date: Thu, 7 Sep 95 13:40:14 -0700
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top ten list for the women's conference

Forwarded-by: squeeze@omni.voicenet.com (Bob Stein)
From: the letterman show 9/6/95

TOP TEN THINGS OVERHEARD AT THE WORLD CONFERENCE FOR WOMEN

10. "Hey Reno, you left the seat up again"

 9. "Don't shove -- you'll all get a chance to slap Bob Packwood"

 8. "Anna Nicole Smith sure seems to be warming up to Deng Xiao Peng"

 7. "Are the men gone? Okay -- bring out the Tupperware!"

 6. "Is it true that every American woman must sleep with
    President Clinton?"

 5. "You used to date Martina?  I used to date Martina!"

 4. "And now for your entertainment pleasure -- the Chippendale
    Dissident Dancers!"

 3. "Hi, I'm Larry King, here's my phone number, how do you do,
    I'm Larry King, here's my number"

 2. "Mrs. Mandela, quit hogging the cookie dough"

 1. "What's Richard Simmons doing here?"


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