Fun_People Archive
7 Jun
One liners

Date: Wed,  7 Jun 95 23:32:53 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: One liners

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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers

Californians are not without their faults.

If you stay up all night wondering where the sun is, it will dawn on you.

Reading the small print is education; not reading it is experience.

Statistics are used as a drunk uses lampposts--for support, not illumination.

It is better to have loved and lost than just to have lost.

© 1995 Peter Langston