Fun_People Archive
15 Apr
That's......amore?

Date: Sat, 15 Apr 95 03:21:25 PDT
From: Peter Langston <psl>
To: Fun_People
Subject: That's......amore?

Forwarded-by: <joev@halcyon.com>
Forwarded-by: Jeff Sick <a-jeffsi@microsoft.com>
From: a book by Spider Robinson  [one of the Callahan stories?  -psl]

WHEN YOU...swim inna da sea, an' a eel bites-a you knee, dat's a Moray!

He tells jokes he's a ham; his last name's Amsterdam - dat's-a Morey!

A New Zealander Man with a permanent tan, that's a Maori - !

when two patterns combine, in a way serpentine, that's a moire (w/ an accent)

If yer Vitamins be / mostly C, D, & E, take some more A!

Oh you play "What'd I say" very gay - won't you play that some more, Ray?

When a Canadian shows / you his mother, he goes "Dat's my Mawr, eh?"

With the high price of feed, it's for farmers in need - that's some mow hay!

My new ray gun here tries / to put out both your eyes:  that's a
Moe-ray! (Hey Moe!)

...and last but certainly not least....

If King Kong has gone flat, rent the flick Vampire Bat:  That's some more Wray!

© 1995 Peter Langston