Date: Tue, 14 Mar 95 19:03:16 PST
From: Peter Langston <psl>
Subject: Good point.
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From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Todd Prior)
I was bored last week and a thought occured to me. Why is it that there
is a government bureau which oversees alcohol, tobacco, and firearms? I
was bored enough to call up the regional office of said bureau... I asked
the man who answered the phone "What wine goes best with an M-16?" He
did his best to be helpful, however. "That depends. What are you smoking?"
© 1995 Peter Langston