My Latest Banjoke
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 94 12:59:21 PST
To: Fun_People, "Bluegrass music discussion." <BGRASS-L@ukcc.uky.edu>
Subject: My Latest Banjoke
Paraphrased-by: psl from an accordion joke
Forwarded-by: Martin Jara <Martin_Jara@macmail2.lbl.gov>
From: Charlie Pilzer
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, do you want to hear
my latest banjo joke?"
"Now wait a minute, I'll have you know that I play the banjo," says the
bartender, a large strapping fellow. "See that guy at the end of the bar, the
one who looks like a logger, only bigger? He plays the banjo. And that big
bruiser playing darts over there, he plays the banjo, too. Now, do you still
want to tell your joke?"
"Gosh no; I don't feel like explaining it three times."
© 1994 Peter Langston