Fun_People Archive
18 Nov
American Politics in a nutshell

Date: Fri, 18 Nov 94 13:44:58 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: American Politics in a nutshell

Forwarded-by: bostic@CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: guy@netapp.com (Guy Harris)
Forwarded-by: John.Pope@Eng.Sun.COM (John Pope)
From: Stacy Friedman <safriedm@fas.harvard.edu>

It all really just boils down to this:

ISSUE		| DEMOCRATS		| REPUBLICANS
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criminals	| Give them a second	| Give them the swift
		| chance		| sword of death
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the poor	| Give them some food	| Give them the swift
		|			| sword of death
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endangered	| Give them protection	| Give them the swift
species		| 			| sword of death
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dictators	| Give them a way out	| Give them the swift
		|			| sword of death
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the uninsured	| Give them some	| Give them the swift
		| health care		| sword of death
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the cost	| $9,000,000,000,	| $29.95
		|    000,000,000	| (cost of one sword)

© 1994 Peter Langston