Re: Sexist Jokes
Date: Tue, 25 Oct 94 18:29:19 PDT
Subject: Re: Sexist Jokes
From: Pat Parseghian <firstname.lastname@example.org>
You missed these:
Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners?
So that men can understand them.
What is the difference between government bonds and men?
[Or "Bonds will eventually mature and make money." -psl]
What did God say after he created man?
"I can do better."
What is the best way to force a man to do situps?
Put the remote control between his toes.
And, my personal favorite:
What does a male engineer use for birth control?
[Interestingly enough, I heard most of these years ago as musician jokes ("Why
are all chick singer jokes one-liners?"), so I suppose soon we'll be hearing
them as AOL-er jokes: "What does an AOL-er use for birth control?" -psl]
© 1994 Peter Langston