Fun_People Archive
25 Oct
Re: Sexist Jokes


Date: Tue, 25 Oct 94 18:29:19 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Re: Sexist Jokes

From: Pat Parseghian <pep@research.att.com>

You missed these:

Why are all dumb blond jokes one-liners?
  So that men can understand them.

What is the difference between government bonds and men?
  Bonds mature.
  [Or "Bonds will eventually mature and make money."  -psl]

What did God say after he created man?
  "I can do better."

What is the best way to force a man to do situps?
  Put the remote control between his toes.

And, my personal favorite:

What does a male engineer use for birth control?
  His personality.

[Interestingly enough, I heard most of these years ago as musician jokes ("Why
are all chick singer jokes one-liners?"), so I suppose soon we'll be hearing
them as AOL-er jokes: "What does an AOL-er use for birth control?"  -psl]



[=] © 1994 Peter Langston []