Fun_People Archive
4 Oct
Excerpts from JASBITS_6
Date: Tue, 4 Oct 94 13:22:17 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Excerpts from JASBITS_6
[What I think I liked most about this publication was its ascii graphics and
alphabets. Here are some sample bits with most of the verbiage removed... -psl]
Forwarded-by: mbkomor@remarque.berkeley.edu (m.b.komor)
From: jsquires@CERF.NET Sun Oct 2 20:51:36 1994
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ftp://rever.nmsu.edu/pub/macfaq/
This archive contains important software no Mac user should be without
(StuffIt Expander, Disinfectant, etc.) but also much software that is
quite difficult to find elsewhere like Cheap Color, Typing Tutor, Mac-
Password, MultiSpool. (Elliotte Rusty Harold, National Solar Observatory)
http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/hypertext/faq/usenet/macintosh
http://rever.nmsu.edu/~elharo/faq/Macintosh.html
A single entry point to all Macintosh resources on the Web. Filled with
software, information, online journals, product reviews, full hypertext
versions of several Macintosh FAQ lists and much more.
http://power.globalnews.com/
PowerPC News: Full text of an independent electronic magazine
published every two weeks for users and developers who want the latest
news about the IBM/Motorola/Apple microprocessor family and the systems.
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(Nina Butorac) <alyosha@u.washington.edu>
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ITEM_6.04 --- THINGS TO FEAR
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__ `. \o||o/ .'-. _ MEDUSA MOTELS |||| ||||
/ \__/|\ || /|\ \__/ \ "When you want `'`' `'`'
\_/ / \` `' '/ | | sleep in...
/\ / ||WW|| / \_/ permanently".
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\ \__/ ||MM|| \__/ | (CHRISTOPHER HOLLAND KING)
`----' <chking@unity.ncsu.edu>
KRUEL SOFTWARE
Windows magazine reports that Microsoft Word for Windows has a flaw
that under certain circumstances can allow a recipient of e-mailed
document to retrieve material that the author had deleted before sending
it. [ Coooool feature... ] (New York Times 3/16/94 C4) EDUPAGE
[Also I tried my MS Word spell chk'r for Goldman, it sub'd Goddamn !!! ]
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ITEM_6.06 --- SPACE AND NASA
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/|\ (__.) \___ \ `-'
| (__ _.) | X | - In space,
|XXxx) /Oooo/\/ no one
|XXX/ / \/ can eat
|XX/ / .| | ice cream
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Nigel Wale
In case you were one of the few that missed it, all the Comet-Jupiter pics
and movies ready for you. During the period 18JUL94-26JUL94 there were:
Total Access : 339,907
Peak Hourly Access : 5,904 (Thu Jul 21 2:00 PM EDT 1994)
Peak Daily Access : 73,557 (Thu Jul 21 1994)
http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/comet.html
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light. - Dylan Thomas
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_| _|_/ _\_|\_\___| _| _|___| ____|_/ _\__/ \___|_| _| -ooO-(_)-Ooo-
--->QUOTES AND SIG STUFF
If you stomp gripes, do you get whine?
de-moc-ra-cy (di mok' ra see) n. DEFINITION: Three wolves and a sheep
voting on what's for dinner. (Bill Gunshannon bill@cs.uofs.edu)
TOMP: Technologically Optimistic Mobile Professionals
(A new market segment for de latest just-gotta-have-it gadget lovers)
Snacktrek, n. The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of
constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new
will have materialized. (Rich Hall)
"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home."
Ken Olsen (Pres. of DEC) speaking at the convention of the
World Future Society in 1977. (thx2 Anu Garg)
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Newsletter for New Internet Users (Don Z'Boray zboray@IO.com)
Are You A New Internet User? Do you have students who want to learn
the basics of ftp, telnet, and WWW? Are you looking for resource sites?
You and your students can subscribe for Newbie Newz by email --
To: NewbieNewz-request@IO.COM
Subj: (ignored, so leave blank)
Msg body (one line): subscribe NewbieNewz your_email_address
E-MAIL ACCESS TO THE NET
Get the document "ACCESSING THE INTERNET BY E-MAIL" by sending email:
To: LISTSERV@ubvm.cc.buffalo.edu (for US/Canada/etc.)
Leave Subject blank, and enter only this line in the note:
GET INTERNET BY-EMAIL NETTRAIN F=MAIL
Or: MAILBASE@mailbase.ac.uk (for UK/Europe/etc.)
Leave Subject blank, and enter only this line in the note:
send lis-iis e-access-inet.txt
(Thx2: Doctor Bob BobRankin@Delphi.Com)
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ON THE MORE SERIOUS SIDE OF FISH'N ABOUT THE InfoSea:
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ITEM_6.10 --- COOL SIGNATURES OF THE WEEK
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/\/\ike /-/arney CIS: 73473,531
CIS ShowBiz Forum MST3K Section Leader Internet: mharney@delphi.com
Pres., Mad Scientists Local 13
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The Internet is my (oO) Allanon Shade Of Darkness
Keeper, /C \ IRCNick = NetDancer
Technology is my /__/\\ Mparre@Sun4.Cariboo.BC.CA
Disease.. \\__// Anything you can shove into your brain is good.
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