Fun_People Archive
19 Aug
Sound familiar?

Date: Fri, 19 Aug 94 01:31:49 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Sound familiar?

Forwarded-by: "pardo@cs.washington.edu" <pardo@cs.washington.edu>
Forwarded-by: bricker (Lauren Bricker)
Forwarded-by: David Smith <daves@3logic.com>
Forwarded-by: Lisa Berlin

Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance
as a lover.  The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor.
He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that."  The
second woman says "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic.  He likes to play
rough and slap me around sometimes. I kinda like that."  The third woman
just shakes her head and says "My husband works for Microsoft.  He just sits
on the edge of the bed and tells me how great it's going to be when I get it."

© 1994 Peter Langston