Fun_People Archive
29 Jul
Samurai hijinks

Date: Fri, 29 Jul 94 21:24:48 PDT
To: Fun_People
Subject: Samurai hijinks

Forwarded-by: pbs@tcs.com (Patti Smolian)

Three samurai are arguing among themselves about which is the greatest.  The 
first says, "See that fly?"  and in a blur, he draws his sword, swings, and 
replaces it.  The fly drops in two pieces.
The second says, "Very good, but do you see that fly?"  And with that he 
draws, swings and puts back his sword, and the fly falls in _four_ pieces.  
"Beat that!"
The third says, "That is nothing.  See that fly?" and he quickly draws, 
swings, and resheaths his sword.  The fly keeps flying on.
"Ha!" the other two laugh, "the fly isn't even dead!"
"Yes," says the third samurai, "but he will never have children."

© 1994 Peter Langston