The Techno Gourmet Korner -- K00l C0ffee Drinks
Date: Tue, 31 May 94 15:46:23 PDT
Subject: The Techno Gourmet Korner -- K00l C0ffee Drinks
Forwarded-by: bostic@vangogh.CS.Berkeley.EDU (Keith Bostic)
Forwarded-by: firstname.lastname@example.org (Rick Sayre)
Top seven "grunge-out" k0ffe drinkz.
APTERYX: coffee snobs, this is the RIGHT way to do it!
1. Arkansas coffee
1 packet of Instsant General Foods International coffees.
4oz Mountain Dew
Drink off the top 8oz. of the Dew, add the coffee from the
nation of your choice into the can, and down it. The more
stale the ingreedients the better.
2. Sedimentary Coffee
1 milk chocolate bar
6 spoonfuls of instant
Crush the chocolate bar and mix it with the instant into just
enough boiling water so that the mess will slide down the cup and
into your mouth.
3. Dirty Hair Coffee
1 cup of very oxidized coffee
1 tablespoon olive oil
a bit of confectioners sugar
Top your soiled coffee with whipped cream. Next, pour the
oil onto the creamm, top with sugar and sprinkles. This is a real
mindset drink, looks like somone shaved into your cup.......
4. Brazillian killer ant coffee
a cup of coffee
broken cinnimon sticks
This is a fun drink, especially for the kids. Add the
cinnimon sticks to the coffe and let the ants go! they will
climb up onto the twigs floating in it and get real scared.
Now, whenever an ant tries to escape you pluck it off the cup
and take a big 'ol bite out of it. Lots of protein.
5. Teenage angst coffee
4 tbsp Nutmeg
Real cold coffee
4oz Robitussin maximum strength
Mix the cough syrup and nutmeg, then add coffee to fill up
6. Beavis & Butt-head coffee
mix. add toad slime to taste.
Dope with a mix of Amino-acids, brain damaging chemicals,
and smart drugs. Hey, we're raving, you just don't understand.
its generation-x. can someone say FLAKE?!?! crunch this....
© 1994 Peter Langston