RTL Computer Virii
Date: Wed, 23 Feb 94 15:18:20 PST
Subject: RTL Computer Virii
Forwarded-by: Marie Eaton <email@example.com>
RIGHT TO LIFE VIRUS: Won't allow you to delete a file, regardless of
how old it is. If you attempt to erase a file, it requires you to
first see a counsellor about possible alternatives.
DAN QUAYLE VIRUS: Prevents your system from spawning any child process
without joining into a binary network.
RANDALL TERRY VIRUS: Prints "Oh no you don't" whenever you choose
"Abort" from the "Abort" "Retry" "Fail" message.
© 1994 Peter Langston