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9 Dec
Top Ten List for 12/9/93

Date: Thu,  9 Dec 93 16:59:15 PST
To: Fun_People
Subject: Top Ten List for 12/9/93

 From: "Brian Peek, w/ A. Rauch (CABBS)" <PEEKB@gar.union.edu>

---> September 28, 1993 <---

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Top Ten Complaints Of The Biospherians
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10. Bad planning to have everyone in there be named "Billy"
 9. All the jokes about people who live in glass houses
 8. Bio-toast was usually bio-burned
 7. Cockroaches the size of lawn tractors
 6. Completely missed two of Madonna's "new looks"
 5. Sick of people calling us "Trekkies"
 4. Never found Waldo
 3. On second day, badminton birdie got stuck in rafters
 2. Crazy woman who kept breaking in claming to be "Mrs. Biosphere"
 1. Bio-sores.

© 1993 Peter Langston