Fun_People Archive
25 Nov
Tenure

Date: Wed, 25 Nov 92 14:41:47 PST
To: Fun_People_list, podet@mtxinu.com
Subject: Tenure

   If you've never played the game at a college, university, or research lab,
this may seem only mildly amusing -- count yourself lucky.   --psl

 From: dss@Eng.Sun.COM (Daniel Steinberg)
 From: somebody else?

	Why God Never Received Tenure
	-----------------------------
	1. Because He had only one major publication.
	2. And it was in Hebrew.
	3. And it had no references.
	4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal.
	5. And some even doubt He wrote it himself.
	6. It may be true that He created the world but what
	   has He published/done since ?
	7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
	8. The scientific community has had a very rough time
	   trying to repeat His results.

© 1992 Peter Langston